I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
