if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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