What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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