Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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