I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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