...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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