No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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