Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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