I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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