She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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