Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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