I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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