we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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