How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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