do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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