I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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