On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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