You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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