And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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