David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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