there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
