none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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