I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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