Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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