i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
