Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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