Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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