I cannot find my penis.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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