no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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