i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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