Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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