at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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