i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
The air taste purple.
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