If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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