she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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