He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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