My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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