we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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