Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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