Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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