You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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