I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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