Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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