why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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