is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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