What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
