If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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