She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Mom said you looked used
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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