There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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