I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
