So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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