Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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