So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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