He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize