I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Found your dick twin last night
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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