Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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